That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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