so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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