I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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