He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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