Pappa wants mamma naked
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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