You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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