gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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