maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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