yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I hope mine doesn't look like that
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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