if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
