...so i touched it.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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