North Korea, Best Korea!
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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