Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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