Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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