You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
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i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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