I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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