I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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