How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You pole danced in your parka.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Pooping to opera.
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