Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
True strength comes from lack of pants
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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