Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Of course I have a pirate flag
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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