i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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