I am in a vortex of obligation.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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