Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
His nipple licking is glorious
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