Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
this hospital has no fireball
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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