whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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