Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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