I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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