We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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