If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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