Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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