hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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