I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
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Oh Jesus.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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