Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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