addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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