Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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