Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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