You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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