remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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