and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
the day after is always just damage control
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
