I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Randomize
