so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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