She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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