I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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