When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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