i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
The power of my boobs compel you
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
