I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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