there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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