i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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