You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Randomize