.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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