This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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