i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I am available for nakedness
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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