theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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