You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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