walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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