So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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