But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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